Movie Babe - Monica Bellucci

I'm convinced that Monica Bellucci is not human. She is a fembot designed by a team of former Disney animatronic engineers and Hugh Hefner's Id - which has taken on a life of its own, not unlike Walter Pigeon's Id in Forbidden Planet - in a secret lab in Argentina. They set out to create the perfect woman; they succeeded. Since the first moment I set eyes on her (in Brotherhood of the Wolf) I knew that all other women would be measured against Monica.

The Hef-Monster in search of a new collection of girlfriends.

Beside her obvious charms (boobs...I'm talking about boobs) she is also a good actress. While some roles (e.g., Persephone in the Matrix movies) required her to be little more than latex covered window dressing (thanks Wachowski Brothers...um...siblings...for that!) she has also shown serious acting ability. In particular, her roles in Irreversible, Malena and Don't Look Back showed talent that compliments her beauty.

Speaking of her beauty...enjoy...

Monica as a sexy spy/assassin/brothel owner in Brotherhood of the Wolf.

Although she has never been in a Little Red Hood movie, she obviously should be.

In my head, this is how Monica walks around the house...which is a nice Victorian with solar panels, because Monica is green friendly. I have very involved Monica fantasies...

See, green friendly. Oh, that's not what that means? Hmmmm...

I would kill to be the costumer who had to lever her into this thing.

Monica taking a more serious role...as an aid worker in Africa who is also a super-model, apparently.

Monica even sprawls in a sexy way.