Technology Betrays Me

So, I can't sleep. Rather than lay in bed contemplating life (certain to be a depressing exercise) or watch porn documentaries on Jesus and puppies, I decided to log into Mechanical Turk and make a couple of bucks...or cents, which is more accurate. However, Mechanical Turk does pay for my DVDs, so it's all good. Except...Amazon is being a pain and won't let me choose a job (or HITs, as we Turkonauts...Turkians...Turkoids...refer to them). Fuuuuu!!!!!!!!

I guess I'll have to watch porn puppy Jesus documentaries. Whatever happens, I will irrationally blame Amazon. My moral degeneration due to porn overload excessive Jesus puppies is on your head, Jeff Bezos.